a paraphrase of a conversation between michael ian black and michael showalter in which mib was explaining a commercial wherein he voiced/acted as a puppet.


MS: "so at that moment, where was your soul exactly? was it in your body. . . or. . ?"

MIB: "yeah so I actually rent a locker at the port authority bus station. . "

MS: "aaah I see I see."

MIB: ". . and I keep my soul there. so if I ever need it for a while I can go get it."

later on.

MIB: "I have kids and a mortgage on my house. To think that I should exist above the fray of commerce is ludicrous."




freaking frakas